number of at-bats of people who've gone their ENTIRE CAREER without:

a) a hit - Randy Tate 41
b) a single - Randy Tate 41
c) a double - Jim Deshaies 373, Virgil Barnes 371
d) a triple - Mark Parent 1303, Craig Worthington 1234
e) a home run - Bill Holbert 2335, since 1900, Tom Oliver 1931
f) a grand-slam home run - Ozzie Smith 9396
g) being hit by a pitch - Mark Lemke (since 1887)
h) receiving a walk - Tracy Stallard 245
i) an RBI - Mike Thurman 131
j) a stolen base - Russ Nixon 2504
k) a strikeout - Jim Kennedy(?) 24
l) a run - Razor Shines 81 (Doug Davis, who is still active, has 88)

Most major league at bats without a decent haircut: Pete Rose