Ridiculous Goals
- Get wings
- Be crowned
- Go to space
- Clone Myself
- Learn to fly
- Create an AI
- Find treasure
- Save the world
- Start an empire
- Be reincarnated
- Found a religion
- Gain immortality
- Be found innocent
- Become telepathic
- Save the universe
- Get perfect pitch
- Have only one name
- Learn to play piano
- Travel through time
- Discredit a religion
- Have gills implanted
- Make a billion dollars
- Become a Pro go player
- Swing from rope to rope
- Travel faster than light
- Represent myself in court
- Have a radio show on WFMU
- Create an intelligent race
- Invent a musical instrument
- Have more than 100 children
- Have an eponymous university
- Have sex with my female clone
- Be the first man on another planet
- Make first contact with alien life
- Find an ancient religious artifact
- Invent a bacteria which destroys eyesores
- Go into cold sleep for longer than 100 years
- Have my brain transplanted into some sort of machine/animal hybrid
- Learn Russian, Chinese, French, German, Hopi, Korean, Urdu, Arabic, and Swahili
- Get the Nobel Prize, the Pulitzer prize, and New Yorker praise for the same work
- Get modified to live in an inhospitable environment (vacuum, interior of jupiter, lava)
- Create a simearth which is indistinguishable from reality, make myself forget my past and be born into every sort of life there, waking up and remembering who I really am after each "death"