Ridiculous Goals

Get wings

Be crowned

Go to space

Clone Myself

Learn to fly

Create an AI

Find treasure

Save the world

Start an empire

Be reincarnated

Found a religion

Gain immortality

Be found innocent

Become telepathic

Save the universe

Get perfect pitch

Have only one name

Learn to play piano

Travel through time

Discredit a religion

Have gills implanted

Make a billion dollars

Become a Pro go player

Swing from rope to rope

Travel faster than light

Represent myself in court

Have a radio show on WFMU

Create an intelligent race

Invent a musical instrument

Have more than 100 children

Have an eponymous university

Have sex with my female clone

Be the first man on another planet

Make first contact with alien life

Find an ancient religious artifact

Invent a bacteria which destroys eyesores

Go into cold sleep for longer than 100 years

Have my brain transplanted into some sort of machine/animal hybrid

Learn Russian, Chinese, French, German, Hopi, Korean, Urdu, Arabic, and Swahili

Get the Nobel Prize, the Pulitzer prize, and New Yorker praise for the same work

Get modified to live in an inhospitable environment (vacuum, interior of jupiter, lava)

Create a simearth which is indistinguishable from reality, make myself forget my past and
be born into every sort of life there, waking up and remembering who I really am after
each "death"

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Aug 21, 2005