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Ridiculous Goals

  • Get wings
  • Be crowned
  • Go to space
  • Clone Myself
  • Learn to fly
  • Create an AI
  • Find treasure
  • Save the world
  • Start an empire
  • Be reincarnated
  • Found a religion
  • Gain immortality
  • Be found innocent
  • Become telepathic
  • Save the universe
  • Get perfect pitch
  • Have only one name
  • Learn to play piano
  • Travel through time
  • Discredit a religion
  • Have gills implanted
  • Make a billion dollars
  • Become a Pro go player
  • Swing from rope to rope
  • Travel faster than light
  • Represent myself in court
  • Have a radio show on WFMU
  • Create an intelligent race
  • Invent a musical instrument
  • Have more than 100 children
  • Have an eponymous university
  • Have sex with my female clone
  • Be the first man on another planet
  • Make first contact with alien life
  • Find an ancient religious artifact
  • Invent a bacteria which destroys eyesores
  • Go into cold sleep for longer than 100 years
  • Have my brain transplanted into some sort of machine/animal hybrid
  • Learn Russian, Chinese, French, German, Hopi, Korean, Urdu, Arabic, and Swahili
  • Get the Nobel Prize, the Pulitzer prize, and New Yorker praise for the same work
  • Get modified to live in an inhospitable environment (vacuum, interior of jupiter, lava)
  • Create a simearth which is indistinguishable from reality, make myself forget my past and be born into every sort of life there, waking up and remembering who I really am after each "death"