Written September 6, 2004
modified August 20, 2009. Thinking of adding a beijing column.
Category | Piscataway, New Jersey | Kochi, Japan | Zhuzhou, China |
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Location | |||
My age when I lived there | ~6-22 | 22-25 | 26-27 |
Years | 1984-2000 | 2000-2003 | 2004- |
Population | 50,000 | 350,000 | 3,000,000 ? |
Status | Small town near NYC in a dense suburban area | Capital of a rural prefecture | Industrial city & train hub |
Feeling | nothing going on locally except Rutgers U, NYC is close enough though | Sleepy town, everyone interesting leaves for the big cities as soon as they can | Developing pretty fast, everybody wants money and expects to live a better life. |
Politics | Piscataway, New Jersey | Kochi, Japan | Zhuzhou, China |
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Ridiculous foreign policy stance | That cuba is bad. That israel deserves unconditional support. That the war in Iraq was justified. That the US promotes democracy all over the world. | That Japan wasn't as bad as nazi Germany in ww2. That the rape of Nanking didn't happen. That they were victims of ww2. That dropping the bomb was worse than starting ww2. | That Taiwan is part of china. |
Ridiculous belief | Our language is the hardest in the world. You get colds from being cold and wet. | Our language is the hardest in the world | Our language is the hardest in the world. You get colds from being too cold. |
Many foreigners | YESSSS | some | no |
If a foreigner in your store can't speak the local language... | be incredibly rude | Try one more time, then give up. Get really nervous and try to make them go away. | Try out your english, call over your friend, ask someone walking by on the street to help, try drawing pictures & gesturing. |
How do they feel about the Japanese? | They study really hard and don't have many feelings, OR, they're crazy artists. | They are unique among countries/races and impossible for outsiders to understand | They don't much like them. |
Locals like white foreigners? | Not really | Yes, if they're not too rowdy. | Yes |
Locals like nonwhite foreigners? | No | No | No |
Free Speech | Yes | Yes, but nobody uses it | Yes, but watch out when talking about politics or Taiwan. Actually it's quite open, you can talk about democracy all you want, as long as you don't criticize China. |
Elections | Yes | Yes, but no issues and one party rule | No |
Corruption | Yes | YES | YESSSSS |
Mafia | Not that I know of. | Supposedly | YES |
A poor guy can win in court against a rich guy | Sometimes | Unlikely, and it'll cost millions and take years | No |
How often do people think about lawsuits | All the time | Never | Never |
Locals allowed to move freely | Yes | Yes | Yes, but if you're a peasant trying to go to the city, you won't be able to get a residence card in your new home, so you won't be able to get any public services and your kids won't be able to go to school |
Racist nationalists | A few | YES | Yes |
TV | Piscataway, New Jersey | Kochi, Japan | Zhuzhou, China |
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TV | Shit | Shit, but amusing | SHIT, but there is a public 24 hour a day sports channel |
Public TV | A little boring, some good nature documentaries and foreign tv. Oh yeah, and it's sponsored by big oil companies. | Lots of japanocentric documentaries, some go on tv | LOTS of samurai dramas. They censor political talk, non-standard Chinese accents, and sexy clothes. |
number of public channels | 11 | 5 | 15+, if you have an antenna. (Once I got a good antenna, I was up to 60 Channels. Why can they manage to fit 60 channels into their spectrum in China, and only like 10 in the US?) (update: that wasn't an antenna, that was an illegal splice (into the really cheap local cable, which just broadcasts the tv from each province)) |
Food | Piscataway, New Jersey | Kochi, Japan | Zhuzhou, China | |
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Food | Good, unhealthy | Bland, some ok, lots terrible | Great, but it'll make you sick | |
Spicy Food | Thai, indian, chili. You can find it. | Almost nothing except coco's curry house and indian restaurants. And you can put a lot of wasabi on stuff but that's different | Oh god yeah. Everything is covered in peppers. black, green, and red. You can order dishes that are 100% peppers. 我喜欢辣椒 | |
Blue collar daily food | Sandwiches, pizza, pasta? | Ramen, Udon, fried stuff (agemono), box lunches (bento) | Noodles, dumplings, some vegetable I don't know the name of, eggs | |
Surprisingly good local food | Cheap pizza | Japanese curry | Chopped tomatos with sugar. Egg pancakes. | |
Terrible local food | Liver? | Rotten soybeans (natto), cooked rice smashed into blobs by hammers (mochi), pickled things, boiled smashed potato extract mixed with animal bone ash (yes, really) (konnyaku), internal organs | Internal organs. all kinds of dried sea invertebrates. Apparently they have chinese natto too. Nice looking chicken/pepper/rice dishes where every other piece of chicken is actually a bone chunk | |
Foods I ate a lot at first but then got tired of | Velveeta cheese, potato chips | Triangular chunks of rice with chopped salmon inside (onigiri), conveyor belt sushi Dumplings | ||
Food I ate a lot of and could eat all the time for the rest of my life | Pizza, garlic bread, thai | Japanese curry, melon bread, pizza potato chips which have this flavoring splattered over them that is just solid crack, squid sashimi, tuna and egg salad sandwiches, indian food, royal hat pizza | Spicy whole fish | hotpot (huoguo 火锅) = a big pot of boiling water full of peppers, garlic, and peppers in the middle of the table that you add raw materials such as lamb, mushrooms, noodles to and then fish out and eat. Beef and onions fried over rice. Fried noodles with those long skinny mushrooms and peppers. |
Food you always hear about but people barely ever actually eat | Baked alaska? | Sushi | The wonderful food from their hometown, which is always better than the local version. | |
Fat People | OH YESSSSS | A few | A few, 30+ guys are all a little thick. More than japan. | |
Bones in your food | Yes, but just eat around it. | Ha ha, never. Except for fish. | Chopped up bone bits mixed in with chicken, pork, beef. Fish served whole full of bones. Bits of bone/rock mixed into your rice occasionally. | |
Spitting things out | NOOOOO | NOOOO | Just do it, right on the table. while talking. | |
1$ gets you how much food | 1 slice of pizza | Half a tiny bowl of rice? | A big bowl of noodles and a bottle of beer. | |
A soda | 1$? 1.50$ | 1.25$ | 0.35$ | |
Taking 30 people out for dinner and getting them drunk in a nice restaurant | 1200$ + tip | 1200$ | 100$ | |
Ordering | Go as fast as possible and don't ask questions. If you piss them off they will do stuff to your food. | Be serious, follow the script. Impossible to break out of standard phrases. | Take 10 minutes, ask as many questions as possible. The restaurant will be out of half the stuff you order. Chat, laugh, joke. | |
Getting the attention of the waiter | Look them in the eyes, or raise a finger | Yell "sumimasen" or "master" (mastaa) | Yell "laoban" | |
Get treated like a human being | No, unless they pretend to in order to get tips | No, if they vary from the script they could get fired. | Yes | |
Tipping | Yes. 15-20% for meals, 1$ for drinks | No | No | |
Floors of cheap restaurants | Clean | CLEANNNN | DIRTY, spilled food, used napkins. floor = garbage can. | |
Local alcohol | None | Sake, 15%, it's awful | Baiju, 40%, really bad | |
Effects of drinking | Louder, more violent, sloppy | Red face, louder, shows emotions, gets naked | Red face, louder, grabs people more, shows emotions, more expressive | |
Someone says "You're drunk!" to you | ? | Jovial | Condemnatory | |
Obviously extremely drunk people | Yes | YESSSSS | No? | |
Drinking on the street | NOOOOO, you will be arrested | Yes, during festivals. Bunches of 10 drunks drinking "cup of sake" in the park all day. | YES | |
Drinking on trains/public transport | NOOOOO, you will be arrested Yes | Yes |
Street | Piscataway, New Jersey | Kochi, Japan | Zhuzhou, China |
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Street Tables | No! | NO | YES, it's great |
Dudes sitting at street tables with no shirt and 10 empty beer bottles | No | No | YES |
People walking on the street | No, no public streets. Unless you count malls | Yes, on the shopping street obiyamachi. Little towns have dead shopping streets full of old ladies at 5 am. | Yes, on every little street |
People selling stuff on the street | No | Yes, some israelis selling jewelry. | YESSS. Little mirrors, fake mahjong tiles (to help you to cheat), etc. |
People hanging out on the street | NOOOO | Yes, 80 year old women, school kids, guys trying to pick up girls, old guys drinking in the park | Yes, sitting around, taxi/moto guys waiting to pick up rides, store workers, washing stuff, cleaning, eating, playing with their kid, grandmas talking, guys smoking together |
People sleeping in the street | No | No Yes, on newspapers | |
People sleeping at their workplace | No No Yes, lots of construction workers | ||
People sleeping in the park | No Yes | No parks | |
People washing their hair on the street | No No | YES | |
People playing games on the street | No | Hidden groups of old men in the park playing shogi | Many old dudes playing xiang qi, on weekends every house has the whole family outside playing mah jong, many young guys waiting around playing cards |
Parks | Yes, joggers & lovers in the day, closed with cops patrolling at night | Yes, old men and school kids | (Initially no, later I realized there are lots of them) |
Obstacles on the sidewalk | Nothing, if there is you can sue | Huge canals with no rails, telephone poles, signs everywhere, bad pavement, blind people's "yellow brick road" walking paths which have raised slippery bumpy tiles which probably cause hundreds of bike accidents in the rain ever year. | Rotten food, urine, air conditioning drips, people sleeping, beggars, babies, dogs, parked motorcycles, taxis, big piles of bricks, concrete, sand, sticks, garbage. Open grates, glass |
If the sidewalk is wet it means | It rained, or somebody's watering their lawn | It rained | It rained, someone washed their hair, someone did laundry, someone has an AC above you, someone was cleaning the street, there is a leak, there is construction near there, someone drank something |
If you have some water to throw away | Down the drain | Down the drain | Throw it on the street, spreading it as widely as possible. I don't know why they do this but they make a real effort to get it to cover as much area as possible. |
Things carried in bicycles | yourself, your baby | yourself, guitars, umbrellas | yourself, babies, bottles of propane gas, giant water bottles, your brothers and sisters, your passengers, giant pieces of styrofoam, 10 food long metal poles, giant balloons |
Beggars | No | Play jpop on acoustic guitar, bow in their monk outfit, read palms with a laptop sitting next to them, play xylophone. | Have signs telling their life story, challenge you to chinese chess problems, are horribly deformed (and I mean really really horribly), have their pitiful babies in their arms, have obsessive motion disorder |
Vehicles on the road | Cars, trucks, motorcycles, suvs, 18 wheelers, vans, buses | Cars, k-cars, mopeds, motorcycles, schoolkids on bicycles, strange little mutant cars, weirdly decorated trucks | Taxis, buses, rickshaws, motorcycles, motorcycle taxis, motorcycle carts, rickshaw taxis, carts, cars, suvs, bicycles, trucks, dumptrucks |
Honking | No | No | every 2 seconds |
U-turns? | Prepare to get a ticket and get raped by insurance. | Yes, anywhere you want | Yes, anywhere you want |
Lines on the road | YESSSS, yellow in the middle and white on the edges | YESSSS | No. |
Interesting things in the road | No | Tram stops | Trees with pavement laid around them, trucks loading and unloading giant bales. |
Park anywhere you want | NOOOO, prepare to be towed/your car damaged | YES | YES, sidewalk, side of the highway, wherever |
Suicidal old ladies veering into the road | NO | YESSSS | YESSSS |
Jaywalking | Yes | NO! | YEEEESSSSS |
Visible dirt/grass | yes, everywhere | NOOOOO. | dirt gashes around construction sites - yes. grass a little |
Land Use | Thanks to zoning laws, even the densest housing developments still have yards. There are still forests (about 10 acres across from my house, another 500 acre forest fairly close) A giant park running along the raritan river. It's incredibly beautiful. | 20% extremely steep hills covered with "industrial cedar", 40% rice fields/concrete canals, 30% houses packed back to back with no yard/gravel yards filled with propane tanks/dead cars/buses, 10% roads/stores/parking lots. | 8 story apartment buildings, wide roads, a few rubble/garbage pits. Lots of construction sites. Almost no private houses. The ground floor of apartment buildings is always given over to commerce. |
Ridiculous Land Use | Imagine a circle big enough to contain 5000 people's homes. It is likely that there aren't any stores in that circle. At ALL. | Farmers use billion dollar plots of land to grow rice, since Japanese rice prices are kept at 10x the rest of the world's. So everyone lives in shitty little houses and there are almost no open spaces. | Giant square pools of water with a mysterious purpose, surrounded by at least 40 8-story apartment buildings. |
Chain Stores | Yes, everything is a chain. | Lots of huge outlet stores. In some areas there are still pitiful little mom and pop stores run by 80 year olds. | They are spreading fast. Chinese local restaurant owners don't seem to realize that a McDonalds with clean floors is a lot more appealing than a local place with drifts of used napkins under the tables. |
If you have nothing to do at work | Chat, look busy | LOOK BUSY | Sit down, smoke, talk, eat, sleep, read the paper |
Dirty Streets | No, incredibly incredibly clean | No | YES |
"Be careful not to step in that vomit!" | um... once a month? once a year? | once a week | multiple times daily. |
Public Garbage cans | Yes, of course, what do you expect people to do with garbage? | No! You must pay to throw things away! | Sometimes, but bums constantly open them up looking for things and throw the garbage all around. |
People pawing through big piles of garbage | NO | NO | YESSSSS |
Air | Beautifully clear | Clear | You can't see more than 500 yards clearly due to the pollution fog. |
Design | Piscataway, New Jersey | Kochi, Japan | Zhuzhou, China | |||
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Sides of buildings | Clean | Huge rain stains, grimy, or really rusty | Soot covered | |||
Wooden buildings | Yes! beautiful! | No, except for little falling apart shacks filled with junk | No | |||
Tiles as an architectural element | Implies bathrooms | Common | Every building | |||
The buildings are disgusting and make me sick | Modern ones | Yes | Yes, but what do you expect? they're only 30 years away from the cultural revolution. | |||
Bricks | Red, or that nice mottled pattern. | White, or grey | White or red | |||
Brick layout | Always laid in that overlapping pattern In a grid, longer axis horizontal Tiles are laid in a grid, longer axis vertical, Bricks are laid in that overlapping pattern. | |||||
Old stuff | Revolutionary buildings, nice old barns and houses | Lots of nice old temples in every neighborhood, mostly falling apart and overgrown, covered with moss. Square stone stumps sticking out of the ground with old family names cut into the sides. | No. Some old temples obviously recently rebuilt out of concrete. | |||
Advertising Billboards | some | lots | LOTS | |||
FYI signs (no standing here, please don't litter, please don't forget your bags, next stop ~, etc.) | some | SOOOO MANY | almost none | |||
Recorded women's voices telling you what to do. | Not that much | 100 times a day | surprisingly, almost never. | |||
Broken appliances | occasionally | no | YES. | |||
Doors with no knobs or handles | NOOOO! all doors must have knobs or handles on both sides, it's a rule | YES, paper doors with no handles. | YESSSSS. In my house there are 5 doors - only one has a knob. The other 4 are blank on one side and have only a little latch on the other side. They also don't fit the frames, so if the latch falls out you have to pry the door open. | |||
Doors fit in the frame | Yes, generally, except for sliding doors. | Yeah, I guess so | No, ha ha ha | |||
Badly designed things | Baths are always in the same room with the toilet. That's gross. Using a public toilet is equivalent to rubbing asses with some stranger. That's gross. Sliding doors that don't work. SUVs that are too big. Too many stoplights that are on all night. | Sliding doors that don't work. Walls made of paper and glass with no handles. No heat or AC. No basements, so water heaters, propane tanks, electric boxes all are in the front yard. Power lines everywhere. | Buildings are just concrete shells with all the wires and pipes stuck visibly on the outside. The drain in my shower is on the wall 1/2 inch above the floor. The pipes in the bathroom constantly leak massively. The pipes in the shower have water constantly running through them, even all night. | |||
Noisy at 7 am | NO, if so you will be arrested, or get a 500$ no warning fine | Rarely, except in political season | YES, the taxisand rickshaws start moving around at 5, honking starts at 6, construction starts at 7. | |||
Money (value in US$) | coins: 0.01, 0.05, 0.10, 0.25 $ | bills: 1, 5, 10, 20, 100 $ | coins: 0.01, 0.04, 0.09, 0.45, 0.90, 4.50 $ | bills 9, 45, 90 $ | coins: 0.01, 0.06, 0.12 $ | bills: 0.01, 0.06, 0.12, 0.24, 0.60, 1.20, 2.40, 6, 12 $ |
Smells Bad | rarely | rarely. occasionally intense semen smell. (it's not only me that's noticed this, it's probably some kind of farming thing) occasionally old ladies burning/preparing tea leaves smells extremely like marijuana. | oh god yes. piss, shit, rotting food, burning plastic, acidic smoke that makes you cough, public dumpsters | |||
Public Bathrooms | No, no, damn you no. | Yes, especially in city centers | No. | |||
Public Urination | Prepare to be arrested | Ha ha yes, anywhere anytime after dark. Even have a word for it, "tasshon" Women too. Twice I've seen people crouched on the side of the road. | I'm not sure yet, but probably. It sure smells like it's ok. | |||
Taxi base cost | um, 5$? | 5$ | 0.75$ | |||
DVD cost | um, 20$? | 25$? | 0.75$ pirated | |||
Netbars | ridiculously impossible to find, even in New York City | a few | everywhere | |||
Netbar/hour | 12$ in kinkos | 5$ | 0.25$ | |||
<25 years old instant messaging users | High? | Low | High. Everyone has IM | |||
Locally written IM program | Yes, aim icq msn etc | no? | yes, qq, it's awesome | |||
Cell phone penetration < 25 years old | High | 99% | 70% | |||
Fighting in public | Never seen it | In 3 years I saw one fight, one guy getting beaten to a pulp by 4 other guys in a karaoke bar. | Haven't seen any in the first 6 months. | |||
If something seems to be going down in public... | Call the cops, then go watch from a distance. | Look down at the sidewalk and walk a little faster. | "The Blob" clustering style |
Society | Piscataway, New Jersey | Kochi, Japan | Zhuzhou, China |
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Tattoos | So many | Becoming more popular now, probably mostly fake | Haven't seen any |
Dudes with Earrings | Many | Almost none, except for foreigners and hip hop kids | No |
Guys with no shirts on | No | NOOOO | YES |
Walking around with no shoes on No | NOOOOO | sometimes! (hard to believe) | |
Male status symbol | Car | Phone, hair, clothes | Brand of Cigarettes, Phone |
Hottest it usually gets in August | 95F/35C | 95F/35C | 95F/35C |
How hot does it feel? | Not that hot, because everyplace has AC. In high school everyone wore sweatshirts in summer and t-shirts in winter because the AC/heat was so high. | Pretty hot, since there's not much cover. Stores have super intense AC, schools have none. | Pretty hot. |
Weather report consists of | Temperatures, and a mention of sunny or cloudy | A report on the state of the clouds, waves, clothes drying weather, allergy index. Temperatures are mentioned as an afterthought. | ? |
Ansewer to "How's the weather today?" | Hot/cold/warm/nice/cool | Sunny/cloudy | ? |
Cost of a little box fan | ? | 20$ | 4$ - yes that's right. I have two. |
Things used as umbrellas | Nothing - Just run from the car to the door. | Umbrellas | Umbrellas, hands, plastic bags, books, jackets |
Umbrellas to keep off the sun | NO - who goes walking outside? | YES | YESSSSSS |
Gloves to keep off the sun | NO? | YES | Yes |
Bicycles with gloves built into the handlebars | Ha ha, no | Yes, for old ladies | Yes, for working people on their bike rickshaws. |
Baby haircuts | None, or short | None, or short | Ronaldo, or two little horns |
Being outside at night | No. Why don't you have a car? The police will creep along behind you | Yes | YES |
Bowing | NO! | YESSSS | No |
giddy, freespirited laughing in public | Yes | No | YES |
Girls | Piscataway, New Jersey | Kochi, Japan | Zhuzhou, China |
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Do guys go up to girls on the street and try to pick them up? | No, prepare to be maced/arrested | YESSSS, "nanpa" is pretty common | YES, at least according to one of my students |
Extremely Short Shorts | A few | Very few | YES |
Girls with dyed hair | ? | 95% | 20%, will be 90% within 10 years. (including all the grannies who dye black...) |
Transparent blouses | No | No | YES |
Skirts | Not much | YESSSSS | No |
"Massage" Parlors | No? | Yes | YESSS, pink lit "hair salons" |
"innocent" looking girls | ? | 80% | 90% |
% I actually believe are "innocent" | ? | 20% | 70% |
Makeup | Lots? | LOTS | Not much |
Pornography | Yes, hidden | EVERYWHERE (except on tv) | Yes, hidden, illegal |
A beer in a bar | 3$ | 3$ | 3$ |
Bars with dancing girl acts, alternating with long haired dudes singing karaoke | No? | Maybe? | YES |
Bars where every girl there works for the bar | No | No | YES |
Bars that girls go to without working there | Yes | Yes | No, they are nice girls, why would they go to a bar. |
Karaoke | No, ha ha, only for losers | YES | YES |
Police | Piscataway, New Jersey | Kochi, Japan | Zhuzhou, China |
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Physically afraid of the police | YES | No | Maybe |
Afraid of the police | YES | Yes | Yes |
If you are arrested | must be charged within 24 hours, don't have to talk without a lawyer. | can be kept in solitary for up to 3 weeks with no lawyer and no visitors, 12 hours a day of questioning, without being charged. | ??? |
Prison | Prisoners are often raped, beaten, and tortured, with complicity of the guards. | Every aspect of prisoners life is controlled. They're not allowed to look into someone else's eyes. Not allowed to talk. Must sit in a certain way in the cell. | ? |
Amount of violent crime | low | low to nothing | low? |
How many times a day do you see the police | 3 or 4 times | once | sometimes... |
How often do you hear sirens | every day, many times | rarely to never | rarely |
Language | Piscataway, New Jersey | Kochi, Japan | Zhuzhou, China |
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Main Language | English | Japanese | Mandarin |
Other Languages | Spanish, NJ English | Tosa dialect | Xiang (zhuzhou dialect) |
English Level | debatable | most people have no english, educated people have terrible slow exam english, very few randomly have great english | most people have nothing, but young people have some basics |
English Teacher Salary | ? | 3000$/month | 500$/month |
How rich do you feel as an english teacher Not very | Rich enough to eat out every day, buy consumer electronics, and travel to cheap countries | Rich enough to take your entire class out to dinner | |
English Teacher status | low | low | high |
English Fear Level | - | very high. Nobody will approach you with english, and they'll be super shy and take forever to say anything. | You get a lot of hellos on the street, sometimes people try to speak english. |
Accent | - | Really bad. No/wrong intonation, can't say vowels right, l/r thing | Bad, lots of vowels wrong, intonation wrong. |
Uni Student English | - | Awful. It's like they haven't studied at all. They stop after every word and try to remember how to continue. They know tons of written vocab but don't know the right pronunciation or how to use it. Don't know basic "Do you..." sentences. | Sometimes good, sometimes bad. They know lots of vocab, but don't use it in the right way. Pretty emotive though. |
A few other of these around the web: http://heim.ifi.uio.no/krzys/comparison.html