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Ridiculous Goals

• Get wings
• Be crowned
• Go to space
• Clone Myself
• Learn to fly
• Create an AI
• Find treasure
• Save the world
• Start an empire
• Be reincarnated
• Found a religion
• Gain immortality
• Be found innocent
• Become telepathic
• Save the universe
• Get perfect pitch
• Have only one name
• Learn to play piano
• Travel through time
• Discredit a religion
• Have gills implanted
• Make a billion dollars
• Become a Pro go player
• Swing from rope to rope
• Travel faster than light
• Represent myself in court
• Have a radio show on WFMU
• Create an intelligent race
• Invent a musical instrument
• Have more than 100 children
• Have an eponymous university
• Have sex with my female clone
• Be the first man on another planet
• Make first contact with alien life
• Find an ancient religious artifact
• Invent a bacteria which destroys eyesores
• Go into cold sleep for longer than 100 years
• Have my brain transplanted into some sort of machine/animal hybrid
• Learn Russian, Chinese, French, German, Hopi, Korean, Urdu, Arabic, and Swahili
• Get the Nobel Prize, the Pulitzer prize, and New Yorker praise for the same work
• Get modified to live in an inhospitable environment (vacuum, interior of jupiter, lava)
• Create a simearth which is indistinguishable from reality, make myself forget my past and be born into every sort of life there, waking up and remembering who I really am after each "death"

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