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A grid of 18 photos of Japanese dentists and dental clinics, sorted into duds, where the nice-sounding ones turn out badly, and jackpots, where the off-putting ones turn out well.

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JapaneseEnglish
ハズレDuds
1(いち)1
いつも笑顔(えがお)の先生(せんせい)The always-smiling dentist
「ちょっとチクッとしますね」が、Her "You'll feel a little pinch"
ちょっとじゃないis anything but little.
2(に)2
話好(はなしず)きな先生(せんせい)The chatty dentist
口(くち)を開(あ)けたままWhile your mouth is still open,
質問(しつもん)してくるhe asks you questions.
3(さん)3
説明(せつめい)がていねいな先生(せんせい)The dentist who explains everything carefully
説明(せつめい)15(じゅうご)分(ふん)、15 minutes of explaining,
治療(ちりょう)5(ご)分(ふん)5 minutes of treatment.
4(よん)4
人気(にんき)の歯医者(はいしゃ)The popular clinic
予約(よやく)が1(いっ)か月(げつ)先(さき)までAppointments for a month ahead
取(と)れないare all taken.
5(ご)5
慎重(しんちょう)すぎる先生(せんせい)The overcautious dentist
「次回(じかい)で終(お)わります」が"We'll be done next time"
毎回(まいかい)続(つづ)くkeeps coming, visit after visit.
6(ろく)6
熱心(ねっしん)な衛生士(えいせいし)さんThe enthusiastic hygienist
歯(は)みがき指導(しどう)がThe brushing lesson
毎回(まいかい)30分(さんじゅっぷん)runs 30 minutes every time.
7(なな)7
駅前(えきまえ)の大(おお)きな歯医者(はいしゃ)The big clinic by the station
行(い)くたびにEvery time you go,
先生(せんせい)がちがうit's a different dentist.
8(はち)8
ネット予約(よやく)が便利(べんり)な歯医者(はいしゃ)The clinic with handy online booking
急(きゅう)に痛(いた)い日(ひ)でも、Even on a day your tooth suddenly hurts,
電話(でんわ)がつながらないyou can't get through on the phone.
9(きゅう)9
ほめ上手(じょうず)な先生(せんせい)The dentist who's great at compliments
「きれいですね」ばかりで、Nothing but "Nice and clean!"
どこが悪(わる)いのかわからないso you never find out what's wrong.
大(おお)当(あ)たりJackpots
10(じゅう)10
無口(むくち)な先生(せんせい)The quiet dentist
口(くち)を開(あ)けているあいだ、While your mouth is open,
話(はな)しかけてこないhe doesn't try to chat.
11(じゅういち)11
せっかちそうな先生(せんせい)The dentist who seems impatient
治療(ちりょう)がスムーズで、Treatment goes smoothly,
口(くち)を開(あ)けている時間(じかん)が短(みじか)いand your mouth isn't open for long.
12(じゅうに)12
こわもての先生(せんせい)The scary-faced dentist
痛(いた)いときは、When it hurts,
すぐ手(て)を止(と)めてくれるhe stops right away.
13(じゅうさん)13
無愛想(ぶあいそう)なベテラン先生(せんせい)The gruff veteran dentist
麻酔(ますい)がThe numbing shot
ほとんど痛(いた)くないbarely hurts.
14(じゅうよん)14
古(ふる)くて小(ちい)さな歯医者(はいしゃ)The small, old clinic
いつ行(い)っても、Whenever you go,
同(おな)じ先生(せんせい)it's the same dentist.
15(じゅうご)15
説明(せつめい)が短(みじか)い先生(せんせい)The dentist with short explanations
必要(ひつよう)なことだけ、Just what you need to know,
3(さん)行(ぎょう)で教(おし)えてくれるtold in three lines.
16(じゅうろく)16
厳(きび)しい衛生士(えいせいし)さんThe strict hygienist
「ここ磨(みが)けてません」のおかげで、Thanks to her "You're missing this spot,"
次(つぎ)の検診(けんしん)でほめられるyou get praised at your next checkup.
17(じゅうなな)17
そっけない受付(うけつけ)The curt receptionist
予約(よやく)の変更(へんこう)がRescheduling
一瞬(いっしゅん)で終(お)わるis over in a flash.
18(じゅうはち)18
待合室(まちあいしつ)が地味(じみ)な歯医者(はいしゃ)The clinic with a drab waiting room
待(ま)ち時間(じかん)がThe wait
ほとんどないis next to nothing.
あなたの歯医者(はいしゃ)さん、何(なん)番(ばん)に近(ちか)い?Which number is your dentist closest to?
@pureshizuku(あっとぷれしずく)@pureshizuku
A grid of 18 photos of Japanese dentists and dental clinics, sorted into duds, where the nice-sounding ones turn out badly, and jackpots, where the off-putting ones turn out well. Picture: @pureshizuku. Translation: AI assistant. Voice: まお (AivisSpeech); synthetic.