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Translated: @pureshizuku, 2026-11-10 (2)

A chart of eighteen hairdresser types, nine that sound great but turn out to be duds and nine that sound off-putting but turn out to be jackpots, asking which one your hairdresser is like.

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JapaneseEnglish
ハズレDuds
1(いち)1
おしゃべり上手(じょうず)な美容師(びようし)A hairdresser who's a great talker
寝不足(ねぶそく)の日(ひ)も、Even on days you're short on sleep,
会話(かいわ)が止(と)まらないthe chatter never stops.
2(に)2
提案力(ていあんりょく)がある美容師(びようし)A hairdresser full of suggestions
断(ことわ)れず、毎回(まいかい)You can't say no, so every time
予定(よてい)より高(たか)くなるit costs more than you planned.
3(さん)3
おしゃれすぎる美容師(びようし)A hairdresser who's too fashionable
「おまかせ」で、翌日(よくじつ)You say "up to you," and the next day
会社(かいしゃ)に行(い)きづらい髪型(かみがた)にyou've got a hairstyle you'd be embarrassed to wear to work.
4(よん)4
人気(にんき)の美容師(びようし)A popular hairdresser
予約(よやく)が1(いっ)か月(げつ)先(さき)までAn appointment within the next month
取(と)れないis impossible to get.
5(ご)5
丁寧(ていねい)すぎる美容師(びようし)A hairdresser who's too meticulous
カットだけでJust a cut
3(さん)時間(じかん)かかるtakes three hours.
6(ろく)6
明(あか)るい美容師(びようし)A cheerful hairdresser
目(め)を閉(と)じていてもEven when you have your eyes closed,
話(はな)しかけてくるhe keeps talking to you.
7(なな)7
若(わか)くて流行(りゅうこう)に強(つよ)い美容師(びようし)A young hairdresser who's on top of trends
「いつもの感(かん)じで」が"Like I usually have it"
通(つう)じないdoesn't get through to him.
8(はち)8
店長(てんちょう)になった美容師(びようし)A hairdresser who's become the salon manager
指名(しめい)したのに、Even though you asked for him by name,
ほとんど別(べつ)の人(ひと)が担当(たんとう)someone else almost always does your hair.
9(きゅう)9
仲(なか)よくなった美容師(びようし)A hairdresser you've become friends with
髪型(かみがた)への不満(ふまん)がComplaints about your hair
言(い)えなくなるbecome impossible to voice.
大当(おおあ)たりJackpots
10(じゅう)10
無口(むくち)な美容師(びようし)A quiet hairdresser
黙(だま)って任(まか)せられて、You can leave it to him without a word,
ゆっくり休(やす)めるand relax at your leisure.
11(じゅういち)11
愛想(あいそ)がない美容師(びようし)A hairdresser who isn't very friendly
余計(よけい)なトリートメントをExtra treatments you don't need
すすめてこないshe never pushes on you.
12(じゅうに)12
見(み)た目(め)が怖(こわ)い美容師(びようし)A hairdresser who looks scary
「似合(にあ)わないですよ」と"That won't suit you,"
本音(ほんね)で言(い)ってくれるhe tells you honestly.
13(じゅうさん)13
ベテランの美容師(びようし)A veteran hairdresser
「いつもの」でJust say "the usual"
全部(ぜんぶ)伝(つた)わるand he understands everything.
14(じゅうよん)14
せっかちな美容師(びようし)An impatient hairdresser
早(はや)く終(お)わるのに、He finishes fast,
仕上(しあ)がりもきれいyet the result looks great too.
15(じゅうご)15
細(こま)かすぎる美容師(びようし)An overly fussy hairdresser
1(いっ)か月(げつ)たっても、Even after a month,
形(かたち)がくずれないthe cut keeps its shape.
16(じゅうろく)16
頑固(がんこ)な美容師(びようし)A stubborn hairdresser
髪(かみ)が傷(いた)む施術(せじゅつ)は、If a treatment would damage your hair,
ちゃんと止(と)めてくれるhe'll firmly talk you out of it.
17(じゅうなな)17
小(ちい)さな店(みせ)の美容師(びようし)A hairdresser at a small salon
毎回(まいかい)同(おな)じ人(ひと)で、It's the same person every time,
説明(せつめい)がいらないso you don't need to explain anything.
18(じゅうはち)18
流行(りゅうこう)にうとそうな美容師(びようし)A hairdresser who seems behind the times
流行(りゅうこう)より、自分(じぶん)にRather than the trend, what suits you
似合(にあ)う髪型(かみがた)にしてくれるis the hairstyle he gives you.
あなたの美容師(びようし)さん、何(なん)番(ばん)に近(ちか)い?Which number is your hairdresser closest to?
@pureshizuku(あっとぴゅあしずく)@pureshizuku
A chart of eighteen hairdresser types, nine that sound great but turn out to be duds and nine that sound off-putting but turn out to be jackpots, asking which one your hairdresser is like. Picture: @pureshizuku on X. Translation: AI assistant. Voice: まお (AivisSpeech); synthetic.

Original post: @pureshizuku on X